I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Shame is for Republicans.
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