He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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