I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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