i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
