I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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