Dual....:-)
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
