And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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