Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Your topless pictures make me question reality
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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