there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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