I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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