omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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