doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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