We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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