I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Randomize
