I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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