let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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