My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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