I should be sponsored by Trojan
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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