saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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