I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
are you so shy because you have an std?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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