Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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