It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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