I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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