there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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