I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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