I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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