So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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