was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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