New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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