I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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