walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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