shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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