sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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