You're my little dorito
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
