This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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