who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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