thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Nicole vs. Life
id be glad to
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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