i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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