Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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