I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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