When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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