he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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