Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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