The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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