She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
