Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Randomize