If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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