You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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