Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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