so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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