This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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