I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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