well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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