I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I am mentally ready for anal.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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