Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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